“The Home Secretary’s husband has said sorry for embarrassing his wife after two adult films were viewed at their home, then claimed for on expenses.”
I can understand why someone would feel the need for the pr0n after a while with your ugly, dumb, fascist ass. Loser.
“The dangers of driving in Lebanon can’t be emphasized enough. Driving in Lebanon should be considered an extreme activity for Western drivers accustomed to safe driving. Law enforcement, traffic lights, traffic control, road markings, street names and rights of way are virtually non-existent in a country of 4 million people but with cars outnumbering them. Mountain driving is particularly hazardous, often involving 1-car roads zig-zagging back and forth up the mountain over shear valleys with no safety barriers. The Lebanese call the valleys along these mountain roads “Wadi Jamajim” (Skull Valley).” Source: Wikitravel/Lebanon 28-MAR-2009
Oh whatever, I’ll be FINE, it sounds like a bit like Newham or something. As long as I get my international driving license in time I’ll be a happy camper.
“I live in the apartment next to the one Bachir Gemayel[wikipedia] died in. Do you know of him?” Layla asks me as we chat about preparations for the trip. Finally, a trip with something tangible, something that I haven’t really felt about travel since the first couple of days in Cairo back in 2001 – I hope I’m not the same naif I was back then.
I admit it, I like trouble, I’m one of those idiots on a rafting trip where the mortars are falling P.J. O’Rourke writes about. Well I would be if I had any real balls, in reality this is no big deal, the FCO can’t even be bothered to advice again travelling to Lebanon in April 2009.
We proceed to discussing her village, the bomb they found next to Amine Gemayel’s house and that perpetual topic, the Syrians. I find it somehow reminiscent of the way my mother used to (and still does sometimes) speak about the Russians: a disdainful low intensity hostility, but ultimately rooted in a deep fear of The Ancient Enemy.
Oh well, she has to go to meet her priest and I need to view a flat. She says she might give Christianity one last chance, oddly enough I’ve been thinking much the same lately.
A guy we all know and love has been immortalised by the good folks at Google (check out the open window on the first floor).
Danica: I keep getting the weirdest friend requests on myspace… this time from a mass-murderer looking mf from finland…
Danica: Idiot’s Myspace Page
Danica: creepy….
sampsa: saapas = boot
sampsa: to call oneself a boot is like calling oneself a doormat, i think it has a vague BDSM undertone
Danica: christ! even worse….
Danica: this guy takes pics of trucks, cars and his cigarettes!!!
sampsa: what a fucking peasant, no one calls Helsinki Hesa
sampsa: only totally clueless idiot peasants would call it Hesa
sampsa: run away babe…
Danica: thank god I don’t use my real name on myspace…. or I wouldn’t be able to sleep @ nite after seeing this guy’s profile page….
Danica: of course I’m running… like I’d really add this guy….
Danica: I have about 30 requests I haven’t and won’t respond to… but this guy takes the prize for freakiest!
sampsa: he’s an unemployed truck driver
sampsa: jesus fucking christ this is funny
Danica: hahaha… where’d u see that
Danica: in finnish?
sampsa: this is the winningest page i’ve seen in a long time.
sampsa: “IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM LOOKING FOR A WORK EXAMPLE TRUCK -DRIVER IT S PERCECT .seartching area: EUROPE,USA,CANADA. SO IF U KNOW SOME TRANSPORT COMPANY WHO NEED ALCOHOL,SMOKE AND DRUGS FREE ) THEN NEXT STEP CONTACT ME BY MESSAGE Thankd for help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Danica: look at the pics he has on there!!!
sampsa: this is a joke
sampsa: this cant be real
Danica: oh, I guess I ddin’t get to that part then…
Danica: I gave up long before, if you’ll notice the pics of his “gf”…they’re all webcam pics…
Danica: this guy has an “online relationship”…
sampsa: I suggest you reply with “älä unta näe”
Danica: loser doesn’t even begin to cover it…
Danica: I’m not even relying… I’m pretending I’m dead!
Danica: but what does that mean?
sampsa: DAILY BIBLE VERSE, and he doesnt drink, and owns a cat
sampsa: jesus fucking christ. this is hilarious
sampsa: “Mood: rejected ”
Danica: hahaha
Danica: “rejected”… I wonder why
Danica: I gotta post this guys’ profile to my blog….
sampsa: yeah, he’s going up on mine too, fuck me this is funny
Danica: u know that I always stand behind what I say 
Danica: this guy just made my day
sampsa: mine too
